jokes: Britney Spears jokes

Joke of a week

Little Johny

One day little Johnny was sitting under the apple tree polishing an apple. The neighborhood cop (that everyone knows) walks up to little Johnny and say I’ll give you 25 cents for that there apple. Little Johnny replies, no way your crazy!!!!! So the Cop Bids high, 50 cents, nope, 75 cents, nope, 1 dollar, nope, 1.25, nope, 1.50, nope, 1.75, nope, 2 dollars and that’s my finally offer. Little Johnny replies, no way!! Puzzled the cop asked Little Johnny way wont you sell me that there apple? Little Johnny paused for a second and then replied, MY SISTER GOT CADDY FOR HER CHERRY, SO I PLAN ON GETTING A FRATE TRAIN FOR THIS HERE APPLE.

Britney and Kevin

What did Britney say to Kevin when they were in bed ?
Hit me baby one more time.

Elevator II

Britney Spears decides to go out with her two new buddies, Shaggy and Craig David. They decide to go to the mall and thus enter the elevator to descend. Suddenly, one of them farts. Shaggy: 'It Wasn't Me' Craig: 'I'm Walking Away' Britney: 'Oops, I Did It Again!' Embarrassed by this predicament, Britney decides to make up for it by taking them out again. They catch a train and leave the station when, believe it or not, someone farts again. Shaggy: 'It Wasn't Me' Craig: 'I'm Walking Away' Britney: 'Stronger, Than Yesterday!'

Elevator

Britney Spears, Usher and the Black Eyed Peas were all in an elevator. Someone farted.
Usher said ' Its my confessions. I didnt do it'
Black Eyed Pea's said 'Didnt come out of my hump' and Britney Spears said 'Oops I did it again' then they all got off and thats how Britney Spears lost all popularity she ever had.