Alabama cop

there was a Alabama cop investigating the scene of a crash...he sees the
first car in the ditch. So he says to himself and writes down on his note
pad..."first car found in ditch...D-I-T-C-H. second car, found in ditch...D-I-
T-C-H. he sees the girls head and he says to himself "girls head found on
boulivard" he starts writing on his pad of paper..."girls head found on the
B-..." he thinks of how to spell boulivard and can’t figure it out...so he
earases the "B" and says to himself...FUCK IT!! so he reads over wha he
wrote already..."girl head found on the..." kicks the girls head across the
boulivard "girls body found in ditch...D-I-T-C-H"