Once there was a woman that just couldn’t reach an orgaism. She tried everything, from washing machines to dildos, Viberators, group sex and porn, but nothing seemed to work. So she went to doctor and told the doctor about it...the doctor then asked her "have you tried washing machines or vibarators?" she said "yes sir" then the doctor asked "how about group sex? or adult videos?" The woman that cried back "YES DOC, I’ve tried everything but nothing seems to work....DOES THIS MEAN I’LL NEVER BE ABLE TO GET OFF AGAIN?!?!?!" The doctor than replied, "not nesscarily my dear, there is one last resort." Then he leaves the room for a minute and comes back in with a 9 inches dick-shaped object. He then says to the woman, "this is the voodoo dick. just say ’voodoo dick my pussy’, and it will go right inside you, and SHIFT back and forth...I promise you this will give you the best orgaism you ever had." so the woman says "voodoo dick my pussy" and the object then magically flys right inside her. It manages to work, and she gets an orgaism. She thanks the doctor, pays, and leaves. but on her way to the car she didn’t know how to get in out of her, so it keeps shifting and shifting...So she goes on the road so she can get home, but it keeps shifting inside her when she’s driving, having to orgaism of her life, yet she doesn’t want to get pulled over. However she gets pulled over by a bike cop...the cop looks her straight in the eye and he says "you were going 116 miles an hour. mind telling me why you’re in such a hurry?" So the woman explains to the cop about the voodoo dick." And the cop says back to her "voodoo dick My Ass"
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